stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through