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Posted on 18th Apr at 7:06 PM, with 2,746 notes
if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life
Posted on 18th Apr at 7:06 PM, with 137,194 notes


stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

Posted on 18th Apr at 7:03 PM, with 123,518 notes



so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and


i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Posted on 18th Apr at 7:02 PM, with 38,822 notes


420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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